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• Steve Jobs faked full signal strength and swapped devices during the first iPhone demo due to fragile prototypes and bug-riddled software.

• Engineers got drunk during the presentation to calm their nerves.

• Despite the challenges, Jobs successfully completed the 90-minute demonstration without any noticeable issues.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Still more honest than some game trailers. 😂

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"You'll cum within 40 seconds by using this iPhone."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Is... Is that something people want?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I would switch to apple if that was a feature 🤷‍♂️ just saying

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

You don't want to cum within 40 seconds every time you use your phone?

Are you some kind of prude?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Can confirm. Worked at BioWare for ten years. They did a presentation at some big release event and they had the pc off stage with a pan of ice and a fan directly blowing on the open pc. Mmmhm it totally won't melt your pc! They eventually fixed it, but video game announcement trailers are total smoke and mirrors typically.