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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Not keeping butter in the refrigerator...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bulk butter lives in the fridge. This week's butter lives on the counter in the dish designed for it, with the cover.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes, the cover is essential, especially if you have a cat. Our winters are so cold here, even the butter on the counter isn't at all soft.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I like money more than I like cranking the heat up.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, so? A lot of people here do that, you don't have to spread hard butter on soft bread. It doesn't go bad because usually it's eaten quickly and covered with a glass lid or something

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Also salted butter lasts longer on the counter than unsalted, and temperature is a factor. And salted butter makes delicious eggs!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Catflap on the fridge