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[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's not as bad as you think!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I started living my life to the fullest when I turned 30. But it also was the point my body started betraying me. Backpain became my all time friend, organs started mutinying, that one fart I shouldn’t have trusted. That surprised O-face in comedies? Yeah, that’s the actual face you gonna make the moment you destroy your pants.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Buddy, I don't think it's normal to shit yourself at age 30. You might want to go to a doctor.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I did. Got 99 problems and (weirdly) ass sickness ain’t one.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ok. Good to hear sir. Now please kindly stop telling me about how you used to shit yourself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

At least they wear a diaper.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I mean... It's not not normal. It shouldn't be a frequent or common thing, but a one off? Yeah, shit happens.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Yeah seriously this year alone back pain, unexplained temporary hearing loss, eternally clogged sinuses and to round it all off I think my pancreas has started a revolt.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Literally just soyjak pointing at my ass

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And nobody likes you when you're twenty-three.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They only want you when you're seventeen. When you're 21, you're no fun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Wow that song is 21 years old now

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Indeed turning 18 is fantastic! Turning 30 not so much. Source: I'm 30+

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I'm closer to 40 and my dreams seem so far away.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

But even that's not as bad as you would think.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Don’t worry. When you hit your 40s you use all the knee and back pain as a catalyst for your eternal rage. You also develop a shortage of fucks for export. It’s wonderful.