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Pray we don't improve your shopping experience further (media.mas.to)

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“ALERT! Suspect has stolen: “Snickers™ worth: $1.49” … “Please hold still for the sniper, criminal.”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Only unrealistic part is Human sniper and the warning. It'll be a drone the moment a drone ~~could make the shot with 50.1% odds.~~ can make the shot in sufficiently few shots that cost of ammo & electricity beats wages for a sniper.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

yeah, only Walgreens hires psychopaths with guns who shoot shoplifters in cold blood, but they're not snipers