Choosing Beggars

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Stories of people who are being way too picky when it comes to who they beg for a relationship or any other matter.

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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 10 months ago (2 children)

People just are unwilling to take free stuff. Im always trying to give away free semen and I do most of the work to boot.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The boot may be your problem.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

In the US it's called a "trunk".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, most people use a sock

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Rookie mistake. Using the sock contaminates the sample with semen from all the other guys in the building.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Go to a shoe store and use the disposable socks you savage.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Nah, lots of people here in the US enjoy licking them.

[–] LeFantome 1 points 10 months ago

You are spilling your semen into a boot and nobody wants it?