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Choosing Beggars

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Stories of people who are being way too picky when it comes to who they beg for a relationship or any other matter.

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Do a $2,000 job for me for free. Oh yeah, and you must be insured and experienced! (reddthat.com)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Rookie mistake. Using the sock contaminates the sample with semen from all the other guys in the building.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Go to a shoe store and use the disposable socks you savage.