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Could Jesus even write?
Probably?
Anything is possible in Jesus
Theoretically he could’ve invented the letter J and everyone forgotten about it for a few iterations of Latin
Everyone called him Esus until he got sloshed one night and was like, "Jesus, I'm drunk as hell."
Then people thought that was his name.
Well, trucking is capitalized. So, I guess no.
Doubtful. Wasn't great with math, either.
Kept dividing by two and getting double, smh.