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Scientists Have Reported a Breakthrough In Understanding Whale Language (www.vice.com)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Scientists Have Reported a Breakthrough In Understanding Whale Language::Researchers have identified new elements of whale vocalizations that they propose are analogous to human speech, including vowels and pitch.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

So just fucking say what it is! We know they're intelligent. Just tell us how they all think we're running the planet.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They've already dispatched Orcas to send that message. We don't seem to be getting it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Realistically, other whales would probably hate orcas, given they hunt whale calves

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This statement does not fit my joke.

How can I delete someone else's comment?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Write a stern letter to the Internet Committee, explaining your grievances. I'm sure they are happy to assist, especially on cases like this one! 👍

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Thank you. Will they raise the issue with the Lords of the Internet???

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I wouldn't go THAT far! Before you know it backfires 🤢

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, they'll need to raise it with the Elders if the Internet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Oh shoot! I got it wrong. lol. Thanks for setting me straight! The Elders won’t be pleased with me.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

You have to type your password into a comment, post it, and then hop on one leg while refreshing lemmy for 10 minutes. After that, it should delete the user's comment.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

hunter2

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think I'm doing something wrong. Does it matter which leg I hop on? Does it have to be mine???

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Yes, and no.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

"Yoooooooouuuuuuuu guuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyysssss reallllllllllllyyyyyyy suuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk. Exccccceeeept Garrrrrrryyyyyyy. Heeeee'sssss niiiiicccceeeeeeeeeooooooooo." -The Whales probably.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It certainly worked for you.