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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I hate to break it to, especially as a man that appreciates a nice ass, the butt is not responsible for sexual reproduction.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Darwin awards require that the person either kills themselves or removes themselves from the gene pool by maiming their sexual organs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I see, I thought it was for people who shouldn’t breed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're obviously not enough of an ass man, then.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Trust me, I've repeatedly tried impregnate an ass. Maybe I should try a jackass?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Headline says where she got shot in, but where shot got out?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I know this is a very challenging thing to do, butt (hehe) reading the article would grant you the following information:

fired off a single round into and through her right buttock. Luckily, the bullet barely penetrated her skin and the doctor on site described her entry and exit wounds as “very small and superficial.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

No award for her :(