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Woman who threw bowl of food at Chipotle worker sentenced to work 2 months in fast food job (www.cnn.com)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Justice is a dish best served... with a side of chips and our famous guacamole, and a 20oz fountain drink!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Justice is extra, is that okay?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Sorry, we don't have justice. Is vengeance okay?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Brought to you by Carl's Jr. Fuck you!