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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You... You shut your whore mouth. We don't talk about xml here

[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Go wash your mouth with some SOAP.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Patrick Star claustrophobic meme, captioned "XMLHttpRequest()"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Actually scary

[–] boomzilla 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

In all these replies, this one actually made me wince in pain. I guess I had cleared the term AJAX from my memories.

[–] ICastFist 5 points 11 months ago

Next thing you know, there's JSON wielding a machete right behind you

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That brought up some memories...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We could form a support group. Maybe the least healthy support group in history, but a support gro up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Oh, sorry. I created a misunderstanding it seems. I was referring to actual soap, not SOAP. I can still hear dad telling me to go wash my mouth with soap.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yo dawg, I heard you like HTTP and XML, so I put XML in your HTTP in your XML over HTTP.