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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

From now until then you're invincible.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've been saving an old toaster to try in the tub just for an occasion like this!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could make so much money playing Russian roulette!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now I'm starting to wonder if being in a coma for twenty years from a toaster/gun shot would still qualify as alive.

Dammit

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The 1950s sci-fi pulp author Fredric Brown wrote one of his (then) famous short-short stories about a man who came up with the serum for immortality and took it, but he had a cold at the time, and the germs also developed immortality and reproduced so much that his symptoms got worse and worse and eventually put him into a coma. After a while, his colleagues realized he'd never get out of the coma, so they just buried him.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

That's horrible. Thank you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And this is why we have GFCIs, folks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Because there's immortals walking among us?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)