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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

And you better be up at 6:30 to put your towel on a pool chair. We tell you not to do it but do nothing about it. Enjoy!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Of course a German would post this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why would you think I'm German?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Because you're using a German Lemmy server?

AND you're complaining about putting towels on pool chairs early in the morning in order to reserve them for the whole day, which is a quintessentially German habit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah the instance. I kind of just stuck there. The second argument would mean I'm not German though, right? Since I don't like it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Complaining is also a very German habit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Touché! I'm not German though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I throw towels. I won't tolerate that sort of silliness. You're not here? I am.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I'm too afraid of confrontation to do that. I wish I could though.