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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whenever I feel bad about myself, an article like this pops up to remind me that despite all my flaws, I’m not the guy throwing faeces in public like some random monkey. Thanks for that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I’m not the guy throwing faeces>

But you could be.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but I hear the bar exam is a bitch.