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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (6 children)

He DEFICATED in a pringles can! and he gets to be a lawyer? what a sick joke!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not just one. The article says he did it at least 10 times previously in that year because throwing pringle poop is a habit he likes to indulge in.

He said this to a judge, to make the point that this was not a directed attack against the people who owned the property, as a legal defense. He just likes to throw pringles cans full of shit into parking lots. this was never about “them”, he just likes to throw poop canisters. What’s the big fucking deal, your honor? i’m just indulging in what makes me happy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

He threw it out the sunroof!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Came here hoping for some chicanery.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and he gets to be a lawyer?

No, title is quite clear that the Piero Manzoni wanna be got suspended.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's a reference from Better Call Saul.