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Ohio Lawyer Suspended After Chucking Poop-Filled Pringles Can From His Car
(au.sports.yahoo.com)
this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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Not that he isn't a dickhole, but...that'll...show them...? How did anyone else even notice this enough to care? Someone so poorly underpaying the cleaner guy that he opened a discarded parking lot pringles can in search of food?
If you pick up what is supposed to be an empty can and it weighs like a pound and a half.... you're gonna be curious and look inside at least once.
Not anymore.
I am so absolutely not doing that, no. Maybe it's a whole pound of free cocaine. Maybe god finally smiled on me and it's a very ill-planned potato chip bomb like that experiment where you use a whole potato to power a light bulb. Probably it's some kid's lost gravel collection.
Whatever it is, it's not going to be something whoever had the can last was dying for anyone to have and I don't get paid enough to care.
My guess is that it exploded and caused a mess. There's no way that held together. Pringles cans are literally made out of paper thin cardboard with a little bit of glue holding it all together.