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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I reckon he'd have a lot of foster children too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I dunno. I mean this is someone who has gone so far out of their way to avoid people they live at the North Pole and who makes sure that everyone has gone to bed before anonomously delivering presents. I thiink he'd be a total recluse.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't think he's a recluse because he's got elves/henchmen around him but he might be a gamer when he knocks off for the day. He likes a TV dinner too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, moving to the middle of nowhere with a bunch of elven henchmen. Who all dress alike and work day & night under the orders of a man who has set himself up as the sole moral judge of "naughty and nice". Now I'm thinking cult leader.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Also delivers lumps of coal to the 'naughty' - could he be supported by Big Coal? Or the fossil fuel industry at least.