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Saturday Night Live actually had a good sketch about this a few weeks ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYqfVE-fykk
Washington: "We fight for a nation where we choose our own laws... choose our own leaders... and choose our own systems of weights and measures.
I dream that one day, our proud nation will measure weights in pounds, and that 2000 pounds shall be called a ton."
Rebel: "And what will 1000 pounds be called sir?"
Washington: "Nothing. Cause will have no word for that."
...
Washington: "Distance will be measured in inches, feet, yards and miles. 12 inches to a foot!"
Rebel: "12 feet to a yard..."
Washington: "If only it were so simple. 3 feet to a yard."
Rebel: "And how many yards to a mile?"
Washington: "Nobody knows."
Rebel: "Ok, how many feet to a mile?"
Washington: "5280, of course! It's a simple number that everyone will remember."