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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Grad school pro tip: Do not become the “computer person.”

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Be the comp sci researcher who writes their code on paper and has someone else compile it because they don’t know how to use the things

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

opens shoebox

I encodeded the bytecode on punch cards! You know, for fun!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

takes jar I captured 8 butterflies and taught them to flap their wings faster or slower based on a flute melody, which eccitate the molecules enough to produce energy which will be converted into a 0 and 1 signals

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Finally a real programmer. Sideeffects: Might cause a typhon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Congratulations on completing your Druid training.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's like that everywhere lol. Once you're the "computer person" expect to be the resident IT person for the rest of your time there, whether it be academia, industry, or family.

I once had to coach a coworker on how to attach a PDF to an email...