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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Maybe you’re just older because they weren’t good to begin with

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nobody says they were masterpieces. But they were entertaining - and excellent at it as far as cheap entertainment goes -, now they're just sad to watch. I followed it closely until No Way Home, that was my closing point. From now on, I'll only watch Spider-Man movies because I'm a huge fan of the character. Couldn't care less about the multiverse they're selling

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Would also recommend GOTG3 if you enjoyed the first two films, I'd personally say it's my favourite of the trilogy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I was worried because of how shit MCU movies have become, but James Gunn's still got it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That and No Way Home were going to be the last I was going to watch, and I’m still trying to work up the energy (?) to watch the latter. I will, eventually, I guess, but with the Spiderverse movies being A Thing, it feels pointless.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

the multiverse they’re selling

Oh they do be selling it that's for sure. I haven't checked in to Spider Man since Enter the Spiderverse, which I thought was really cool. Marvel I didn't even like the style of the first movies, but I felt obligated to see them since I was technically part of what is now "nerd culture," and I think a lot of us felt the same obligation to see them for nerd cred. Now they've just commodified it to shit and milking every drop they can out of it.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Marvel films are the popcorn flicks of the 2010s. None of them are masterpieces, but most are just a fun watch.

But now they're often not even that. Besides a few outliers (No Way Home, GOTG3), they fail to even be entertaining popcorn flicks. I'd say the line is National Treasure. If it's better than National Treasure, that's a solid popcorn flick. If it's worse, then it's not worth watching.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not a movie, but both seasons of Loki were also good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Guardians had the things I hate about MCU but was entertaining enough to be enjoyable, because they leaned in to how wacky it was I think. Rest of MCU was just done to a crisp even then.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

National Treasure is fucking awful though.

It's certainly no The Mummy (Brendan and Rachel obviously, not Tom's shitty effort that killed the whole "Dark Universe" franchise two movies in), which is about where I draw the line on popcorn guff.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You mean the 1999 cinematic masterpiece, The Mummy, with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

There was something to look forward to as all the characters got their movie and then the big team up to fight the big bad guy.

It was never Oscar worthy material, just some nice entertainment.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, the first Iron Man still holds up well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Does it? Does everyone just ignore big ironman as a villain?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah I'd say they were pretty bad and then got worse. They were agreeable movies for a diverse group at one point, even if they weren't all Marvel-heads. The Joss Whedon style of quippy self-referencing dialogue and unlikable protagonists is their major weak point, it got old between Firefly getting cancelled and the first Marvel movie but hadn't been overdone in pop culture yet apparently.

An MCU sex scene:

"That was so hot how you did that thing 3 scenes ago ...I guess we're alone now"

"Yeah... this is the part in a movie where sex happens..."

"I suppose if sex were going to happen, we would start like this..."

"Yes, and then I would do this"

(cheesy montage to an old classic)

"Woah... so that happened."