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[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Had a dermatologist appointment today. The receptionist asked me with a straight face if 2 PM on Tuesday in June of 2025 would work.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

"No, I'll be watching Dune 3." Do you have a 3:45?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Honestly think it's a fair question. Check your calendar. Maybe you had a wedding that day. Maybe you normally work from 8-5 and would prefer to go at 7am. Maybe you had vacation planned.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Who plans vacations nearly two years in advance?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Dental assistants, apparently