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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I almost always tenderize my meats; I have not once taken a shit so massive that it need to be sawed in half.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You have a point. Honestly, we don't actually have a poop knife either, we just use the pointy end of the plunger.