this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Burger King microwaves their burgers to melt the cheese and their chicken tastes like grade F pigeon meat

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I worked at Burger King 8 years ago, we only microwaved one burger. That's the veggie burger, that thing was the worst. All the rest though, you generally don't have to microwave because it's kept pretty warm in the heating thing.

Also, pigeons are basically the chicken of the sky. And it keeps the local pigeon population down so really a win win 🀷

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Some people really can eat anything

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This sounds like the ramblings of a rich kid who doesn’t appreciate the taste of a pigeon. Tell me, how is it to be born with a silver spoon in your mouth?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Sorry, I don't own a pair of socks with holes in them to use as gloves to eat the damn bird properly. Tell me, how is it to be born with a plastic spoon in your mouth?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

At least they haven't been hit by shrinkflation nearly as bad as the hockey puck big mac