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[–] [email protected] 146 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (26 children)

How to sleep:

Step 1. No phone/TV/screens in the bedroom
Step 2. No screens 30 min before going to bed
Step 3. Go to bed at the same time each night
Step 4. Set yourself up to actually get enough sleep

Try this for 6 weeks and then if you seriously still cant sleep discuss with a doctor.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You're missing the only one that actually works for me. Get up at roughly the same time every morning. I won't do it, but I should.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are alarm apps that can be set up to require taking a picture of a specific thing to turn the alarm off. I used one in college, where I had to take a picture of my toilet. Ten years later I still wake up around 6am every day with no alarm.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think you were being used to train AI dude

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

If so that ai has a vast depth of knowledge of what toilets look like

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

But only on toilets.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

my body forces me up around 6-7 for some reason and i wake up periodically throughout the night

its a blessing when i want to be productive early because of things i didnt do the night before

but its a curse when i just want some sleep for once.

sometimes i sleep the whole night no problems and feel NICE in the morning but im usually ludicrously baked (more than usual) when that happens.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It seems obvious but also: don't drink anything with caffeine before bed and don't eat a good couple of hours before sleep too.

I've had many friends who'd have a tea before going to sleep to 'calm' them without realising most have quite a lot still. Or guzzling down a soda too.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

My mom at 9:30pm having a cup of coffee, complaining that she can't sleep without her pills.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You shouldn't have caffeine within 10 hours of sleep actually.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That seems a bit much. Then you shouldn't have a coffee after 10am. Most people are perfectly fine with having coffee in the afternoon.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
  1. Invest in a decent mattress.

They say that there's two things you don't skimp on: shoes, and your bed. You're gonna spend half of your life in one, and the other half laying on the other.

I bought a nice mattress a couple of years ago during a clearance sale, and I would've paid full price for it even now. Best investment I've ever made, and I've had zero sleep issues since then.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Expand that to: "stuff that keeps you separated from the ground". Tires fall in that category. If you live where it snows and don't have good mass transit, get snow tires, and otherwise rotate, inflate and take care of your tires, and they'll take care of you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

How to sleep:

  1. Go to bed when tired.
  2. Masturbate.
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Consistent sleep is the #1 sleep-related correlate of academic performance, even more so than duration or quality! Sleeping at the same time every night is incredibly important.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I sleep from 12-5:30 every night and feel so much better than a solid but inconsistent 8 hours.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't even need to do the no screens part. I try to read on my tablet before bed and end up passing out 15 minutes into it. It takes me months to finish books.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Someone gave me the advice of actually not reading before bed, because your body will associate reading with sleep and make it more difficult at other times.

I don't exactly follow it, but reading is definitely effective at putting me to sleep

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Moderate exercise for 20 minutes daily is also important for sleep regulation.

Although I will preface all this advice with the fact that if your natural circadian rhythm does not line up with the time you sleep your quality of sleep will always remain degraded.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I just do 2 bong rips instead of 1.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I can't drink coffee after like 2pm either. Sugar or other carbs before bed can also impact my sleep quality

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Same here on the carbs. I notice when I eat after 6pm it's going to affect me with either a not great sleep and the need for bathroom break(s) through the night. Low intake of sugar throughout the day I sleep much better and more soundly.

When I did Atkins many years ago, it was some of the best sleep I ever had. It was like I was a teenager again that could sleep all day and night.

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