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I wonder if it ever occurred to the the camper.... that they're bigger than the spider.
Like. that thing ain't the giant godzilla spider,
Maybe, you weren't there. For all we know there's a new breed of super tarantula mutants secretly evolving in Death Valley. Soon, we'll start hearing reports of cities destroyed in the Southwest by battles between Godzilla and giant spiders.
Professor Gerald Deemer would be proud ...
Probably wanted to look up close or just avoid killing it
this is where my knowledge that im bigger than the jaywalkers comes in handy!