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I really want to know what they think they'd be doing to the eagle.
Birds have fragile bones. They're going to fuck you up, but victory is certain.
Yeah, even one of the largest eagles, the harpy, tops out at around 22 pounds. You could get all your weight on top of it and eventually smother it.