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I should start randomly messaging people this (startrek.website)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now if you can convince the horse you're a lot scarier than you are, it might do what you want it to.

Only reason why they don't kill us on sight after all we've put them through: for all their amazing physical prowess, they're also easily spooked idiots 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You can literally put a plastic bag on a stick and shake it at them and they will go wherever you want. Cuz it's spooky, but not all that spooky. It's like shaking that thing means you're the master of the spooky stick.