this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eat alfalfa. Jump the fence and be 10 miles away from where you expect it to be. You'll never find it before you have to sleep, and that's when it'll get ya.