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I mean, sure, at this point why not?

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (7 children)

The photo, Mr. Trump is doing the "Double dick jerk off" impression

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not my best work, but here you go.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Stunning. It should hang in the Louvre.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

People are saying I do the best bukkake. I met a guy who's a bukkake expert and do you know what he told me? He said, "Sir, you bukkake so perfectly. So perfectly." Can you believe that?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

And, is it just me, or is he even more orange than usual?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He said he was the best father to two of his sons... 🤔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I don't think he knows about the D2F ratio.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

He likes it in his eyes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago