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[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Wall street is the psychotic, insatiable, dehumanizing tail that wags the dog, one petulant tantrum-a-minute to the next, and the next, and the next... perpetually.
God forbid anyone in a corporate position of power try and do anything that isn't indecent and corrosively myopic, else the stampeding Dow Jones zombies go on a goddamned short-selling rampage.

But then people have been saying this for ages now, and still here we are.

EDIT: added "insatiable"

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I remember a story about a CEO who decided to pay ALL of his employees well. As I remember, all of his middle management left in a huff because they no longer had their higher earnings to hold over their subordinates and feel superior, all of his friends ostracized him and he essentially became a pariah.

Yeah, Dan Price, just went to look it up. Apparently, he had to resign after some allegations against him, which turned out to be false. Something smells off about a man paying employees fairly suddenly getting trumped-up charges that never got properly investigated before being referred to the prosecutor's office literally the day after he announces the pay stuff.

https://fortune.com/2023/04/19/gravity-payments-dan-price-assault-charges-are-dropped/

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He resigned because someone that has part ownership in the company sued him.

The lawsuit was basically “you’re not acting in a way that is best for the shareholders”

Or in other words “you’re paying the employees more and me less, so I’m mad at you for treating them well”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Thanks for the clarification.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The stock market should be abolished entirely. The driving force behind big business and government decisions should be humanity, not money.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The idea of public ownership and profit sharing is not a bad thing. It's the closest thing we have to the democratization of our economy.

Private companies are way more dangerous and have virtually noone to answer to.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

only problem is that ownership is not widely or fairly distributed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] -4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Reality. <> This Comment.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Interestingly enough, I just put forth the argument in another thread that dismantling the stock market would address a lot of systemic problems. I’m glad it’s not just my own thinking.