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Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill, reports say (www.livenowfox.com)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pearce Hawthorne?

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

He is streets ahead.