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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"Oh my God!" - God

I think God is, by definition, an atheist, though, since God must not believe in a higher power.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I feel like God would have the capacity to realize he is the higher power. Nothing says there has to be a higher power at each level.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Nothing says there has to be a higher power at each level.

Sounds like you're just about ready to join /c/atheism

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well in that case I'm not atheist. I belong to species of higher power on this planet.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

im an atheist and i believe in a higher power.

that sun will fuck me up if i get too close

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Depends on if he's having a bad day, or if he believes in himself. Wait, is that why faith is how you get into heaven? God having shitty self-confidence and not wanting any haters around makes as much sense as any other I've heard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

who's the creator of god and the realm he resides in? hm? hm? hm?

checkmate, theists!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Checkmate? Ha!
Those fools aren't but throwing rocks at a wall, hoping one sticks!