Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Because they’re so good at it.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always head this as:

How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?

It paints its toenails red. You've never seen one? That's because it works.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And I know this joke as:

Do you know why are elephants' eyes red?

(why?)

So that they can hide in cranberry trees

(I've never seen an elephant in a cranberry tree)

That's because it hid so well

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But cranberries don't grow on trees.