this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Smart solution. Like this, no one ever gets killed but we need an infinite number of people on the switches.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Until you get to that one person that would like to end mankind way down the line.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

It just takes one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

It's curious how they're selected. During the nuclear age we've had nukes in the hands of fanatics who hated the enemy, who were able to comprehend the gravity of their responsibility enough that not once did a nuclear tipped weapon get launched in error or against orders... or at all.

We're closing on eighty years without an atomic war. Not a small accomplishment. It's one of the few things that gives me hope for humanity.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

See? It just needs one asshole to end the world.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If we can travel faster than the trolley, we could adjust all switches with one person who continues to travel to the next junction before the trolley arrives!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

At this point some might question why you didn't buy a nuke in order to stop the trolley

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Hell of a job, but yes 😆

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Horrible metaphor for life deep