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I have asked this question to countless people (mostly in hair salons) as an alternative to small talk, and it always yields interesting results.

Rules:

  • You get the money right now, right where you are. If it's 10pm and you're in the middle of nowhere, your money will still go poof at 11pm.
  • As a result of the above, tell us what time it is and roughly where you are (big city, desert, small town, ...)
  • You must spend the money. You cannot give it to someone to hold on to it for you for a while.
  • Normal world rules apply, e.g. you cannot buy a $250k car at a dealership in 1h in cash, and you cannot buy a house in 1h either.
  • Remember that getting from where you are to the place you need to go takes time. Factor that in!

Edit: I'm glad you guys had fun with this one. Feel free to post similar hypothetical questions. I kinda like these.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's 10:15pm in suburban Colorado, and I'm purchasing one sexual favor from my husband for $1 million.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

One? You've got a whole hour! That's probably 7 or 8 at least!

...right?

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Let's put it this way. It's a 45-min session for $900,000... and at some point I also make it rain with the remainder of the cash.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)