Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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I bought an incomplete joke book the other day... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You need "Incomplete Jokes, Volume 2: Punchlines"

Featuring classic punchlines suchs as: "Yes, but who's that next to Dave?", "Not if I have to explain it five times" & "Hah! It's me, the bus driver!"

Order the extended edition to get access to lesser known punchlines such as "It's so plain" and "We haven't heard that before"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You just gave me enough punchlines to last a lifetime! Why would I need to buy volume 2 at all now?