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You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose? (feddit.uk)

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I'd be Cables Don't Tangle Man.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You guys have alarm mans? That sounds cool

[–] runeko 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Sir? Sir! It is well past time for you to begin your day. Yes, sir, I am well aware work, as you put it 'sucks ass', but never the less, it is time to rise and shine. I will be back tomorrow at the same time."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Before alarm clocks were easily available there used to be 'knocker uppers'. They'd come tap on your window with a long stick to wake you up.