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[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can talk to god, but god's an unhelpful asshole.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How does this differ from prayer?

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God doesn't respond to prayers.

he would reply to Op by t-posing him and spitting into his face to assert dominance.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aren't superpowers supposed to be a net positive, though? This sounds worse all around. Unless you're into that kind of thing, no judgement here.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I was thinking god would respond, but say things like, "Well there's a reason they call it the ineffable plan," or "Ugh, this is just like the time I let those humans into my garden. I've never heard the end of it," while I'm trying to solve a crime or something, and I have to try to figure information from the gripes, passive aggressive comments, and opaque metaphors.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

So, like God in SMBC?