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Depends how old your parents are. They likely have the full lead Teflon combo
Don't forget that sweet sweet asbestos
Don’t forget the itchy cotton candy they put in walls.
Yummy. I was shoulder deep in that fuzz today. Seasoned with spiders and mouse poop. Extra delish.
We all have Teflon and its replacements. Something like 99% of humanity has detectable PFAS in their blood.
And microplastics.
I think we’re all loaded with those now, even the clouds are polluted with them.
Every lifeform and biotope on the planet has them. They're unavoidable at this point.
Since the 50s https://esajournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/eap.2320
Sadly they have all 3. 🥴
I’m one of the lucky members of said group. /s
Teflead body enhancement.
What are the superpowers it gives me, aside from cancer?
You won’t rust or stick to the pan?
Meat won't stick to you.
Slides right off the bone!
The skeleton is finally free from this flesh prison
Some limited antiknock when we burn you