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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Anybody have advice for shoving a bunch of protons together? I keep trying but they always fly away from each other.

[–] ICastFist 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Put some sugar on a magnet, that always works

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Just a spoon full of strong force helps the proton stay down

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah just turn up the close nuclear forces a bit and they'll zoom right together

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You have to hold them close for a little bit, and let those positrons vent away.