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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Oooh bro's big wedding day. Did the flowers make it through the night in the venues cold room?

Just dropped last night that they're coming around for photos in the garden (!) and need nibbles heh. Honestly this better be the last surprise.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

What do they think you are? A 7-11. Flowers, nibbles you're going to be asked for petrol soon. Anyway enjoy your day. Make sure you eat your body weight in food. Get your moneys worth.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

need nibbles

I am a prophet

You will book a venue and be the DJ next.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

If they ever announce they're having kids, draft up a watertight contract/t&c document asap before you become their defacto dad. Maybe try and wangle it so that they have the screaming toddler and you get to keep bboi butters.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I knew we were on to something!