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haskell: "you submitted your math work instead of an essay"
javascript: "this is awful, but at least i can read it anywhere i like"
lisp: "it is not grammatically correct to nest brackets so much"
lua: "your vocabulary is too limited and you have the writing skills of a child"
rust: "omg. your essay is fast, safe, and perfect in every way! A+"
css: "this is beautiful, but it doesnt say anything"
Found the Rust programmer
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Segmentation fault
(core dumped)
what! how did you know??!?
Rust may be good and all, but I doubt it's magically always write good A+ code, I'm sure some developers will slap all their code inside unsafe as a shortcut.
Hey! Don't read my code!
(how else are you supposed to cast a lambda to a generic type parameter?)
yeah i was mostly joking. rust will never catch up to javascripts beauty