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Nearly? There’d be a me shaped hole in a wall. Get some real standards bro.
Him: [I might've found my other half!]
Her: "I find Joe Rogan funny"
Him [...it could still be a one night stand]
Get some real standards bro.
30-odd years ago someone told me on a BBS: "if you're horny, and can't help it, get a brick and deal with it". I got standards... /s