this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2023
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Arrr matey! Cover them ‘cams with yer glorious eyepatch or a post-it note like a landlubber!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If everyone wears an eyepatch, than you can effectively double the number of people that can watch your rental!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Or wear reflective glasses to multiply by infinity.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Visual obstruction detected. Unable to display video.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That's when I throw the fucker on their front porch.