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Coast Guard arrests a man trying to run a giant hamster wheel across the Atlantic (www.npr.org)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

LOL I can see it now, “Cops, the Coast Guard edition. All suspects are innocent… I love what I do. Patrolling the seven seas and making a difference in people's lives is so rewarding... We're going to pull over this hamster wheel."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Probably more like Reno 911