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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Me: Swinging at wasp with a fly swatter.

Wasp: "You don't scare me. In fact, I'm going to pretend you're not even here. La La La! I can't see you!"

Me: Standing there minding my own business while a wasp flies into me.

Wasp: "THIS MEANS WAR MOTHERFUCKER!! I'M GONNA RAIN HELL DOWN ON YOU THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU'VE NEVER SEEN!!!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Me: Standing there minding my own business while a wasp flies into me.

Wasp: Aaaand I took that personally