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I'd make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I quite like the (I think?) Jewish curse: "may your laundry never dry". That would suck wearing clothes that are always slightly damp.

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know you jest, but the more you think about it, the nastier a curse it is. For example, your crack would always be itchy. You'd never be able to put your clothes away because mold would devour them. And so on.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could never wear socks because your feet would get diseased.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Exactly. It would suck.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's terrible, haha.