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Each of these reads like an extremely horny and angry man yelling their basest desires at Pornhub’s search function.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why learn to fuck people when you can just buy The Wanker 9000™?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better wait for the 9001, you don't want to be a first adopter on this sort of thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster.

Send help.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"We're sorry to announce a product recall due to a low to moderate chance of your device performing an unexpected castration."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just flip the switch