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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait. They believe JFK is alive, too? I knew about JFK, Jr but not the JFK part.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No. He's supposed to come back from the dead.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Because.... Something about the government wanted to kill him and he's been in hiding but somehow he was going to reveal himself and tell everyone that Trump is the true president (yeah I know it doesn't make any damn sense on many levels).