this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I would walk into those pillars multiple times per day

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah those pillars are horrible. It generally feels very claustrophobic in there, super low ceiling, I wouldn't feel comfortable there at all

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There's a pillar directly in front of the oven too. I guess the tenant can just forget about cooking anything bigger than a pizza bagel.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As luck would have it, though, when pizza is on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime. So, ya know, at least they won't starve... They'll just be incredibly malnourished as a result of their structurally imposed dietary restrictions.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm glad I'm not the only person who remembers this jingle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I think that's just the perspective and cropping of the picture. It looks like the nearest pillar is in the same row of tile as the further pillar, so there are three rows of tiles between the oven and the pillar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Nah those look like 30cm tiles given that fridges and ovens have pretty standard widths and assuming the 2 poles are in line you would have about 75cm or 2 and a half feet from the front of the oven.

I mean its cramped but its usable.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Are those pillars structural ?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It looks like it’s in the basement.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

The fact it is underground makes the goblin hole even more disturbing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Purely cosmetic, just like the inaccessible space next to the fridge

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Only one way to know *grab axe*

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Not to mention at night